writing first draft: This is genius, I am ahead of my time, I am the golden god of words.
editing first draft: Jesus-fuck, these aren’t even words. What in the fuck was I trying to say? How did I mispell my own name?
don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus
why i’ll never work at fast foods
i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.
the road to success is under construction
self esteem lower than my gpa
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And a tree. Don’t forget the tree.
Wait. You Forgot The Birds.
YOU FORGOT THE HOLE IN THE TREE.
AND THAT TOTALLY RANDOM FLOWER.
and sometimes the sun had sunglasses? for some reason?
what do you mean when we were children
this is so relatable